#TAAL MOVIE DANCE FULL#

#TAAL MOVIE DANCE FULL#

When she was full of rage but handled it with quiet dignity. When she wasnвЂ™t impressed with her love interestвЂ™s antics and then showed up to a party late and was still the biggest draw of said party. Every time Aishwarya Rai proved that she is the most glamorous woman ever: When she pulled off simple village girl and still was the most beautiful person ever, even while frolicking in the rain.

ItвЂ™s like watching a lower stakes A Star is Born with significantly less acting talent, but it doesnвЂ™t matter because Aishwarya is mesmerizingly watchable. Just because the movie is all 90s aesthetics and no substance, hereвЂ™s a random shot of the Maid of the Mist that appears in the movie because Toronto = Niagara Falls because fuck it who cares? ItвЂ™s not like HollywoodВ doesnвЂ™t pull more egregious geographical errors in their usage of ambiguously Asian nations in film.ДЄll of this aside, the real draw of this movie is Aishwarya Rai being beautiful and making audiences seethe with envy over her graceful and elegant dancing. #goals You can feel the judgment through the screen. Westerners, am I right? So much dark lipstick and tight clothes. Bonus points if that cold woman was one of the romantic leadвЂ™s aunts, and if they were educated in England and America.

Higher amounts of shine and chrome reflected how empty and vapid her character development actually was. Wait, did I mention bitchy 90s bollywood Aunties feature heavily in the romantic mishap?В In the 90s, you could tell a Bollywood woman was up to no good and would be a ballbusting bitch by the level of frost in her eyeshadow and lipstick. This excessively long director cameo where he listens to a song and sets up some emotional product placement. This extremely 90s dance troupe putting your college вЂњmovementвЂќ class to shame. Three images that sum up this movie: Aishwarya Rai being beautiful and romantic and whimsical. Anil Kapoor shows up to ham it up during the second act and he is absolutely one of the best parts of the movie, until they try to make him a villain (as all Bollywood movies need a clear villain). Their short lived romance is of course followed by a romantic misunderstanding that couldвЂ™ve easily been prevented by someone asking вЂњwait, what happened?вЂќ. Akshaye Khanna ( whose career is clearly because of nepotism) plays the exhausting scorned lover, whoвЂ™s a little too goofy and silly to pull off the charming and suave suitor. Obviously playing a naГЇve, traditional dancer who falls in love with a wealthy man passing through the village is a great fit for her.

Aishwarya Rai, still pretty fresh off of her Miss World win, like so many Indian beauty queens before her, used her unnaturally good looks and her classical dance training to parlay herself into a Bollywood career. Luckily, this movie is heavy on the long song and dance numbers, as the title translates to вЂњrhythm.вЂќ The plot revolves around a simple village musician and dancer as she mends her broken heart through her career, or something. If youвЂ™re looking for consistent character development, logical and coherent character motivations, and new and refreshing plots based around class struggles, you are looking in entirely the wrong place. I mean, itвЂ™s fine, if you like your Bollywood thinly plotted with a lot of large set pieces, long dance sequences, and a lush, layered soundtrack.

I remember seeing this movie when it was in theaters and thinking, вЂњthis is terrible.вЂќ I was 12.

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